Toilet Rhyme

Just how do they do it?????  Men, how do men manage to splash so much around the toilet when having a wee?!? Not just the toilet bowl but on the top of the cistern too (not one of those old fashion types that are above head height of course (that I think look lovely) - although sometimes I reckon that Dave would still give that a good go if we had one...) and there are little splashes of old yellow piss giving my white tiles a speckled egg appearance in places - yuck, just yuck! 

iPhone - dropped!!

I did it, I only went and did it.....  I dropped my phone today in 'Card Factory'....  It made an almighty crash as it bounced around the floor, eventually landing face down, right on its screen?.  A kind lady picked it up for me whilst I was trying to put my purchases onto the counter to free up a hand to pick it up myself.  I must have looked like an incompetent air head.  She gave me that sympathy look as she saw the distraught look on my face and probably also because of my stupidity of practically throwing my phone across the floor, I mean, who forgets that they have their phone tucked